I Pass on Grass

My "friends" told me green tea ice cream is actually pretty good. Since green tea tastes a little like water someone rinsed their socks in, and not knowing whether or not to trust them I tasted a sample first. If I had just one word to describe the taste it would be grass. Yes, grass. I'm not sure who decided that would be a tasty ice cream flavor. Have we really run out of yummy flavors of ice cream and now we've moved on to bovine confections? Sorry. I've gotta pass on grass.